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Appetizers

Hand Cut French Fries

Available In Small Or Large Sizes!

(Add Nacho Cheese For $0.50 Or Chili For $1!)

Small $2.00 |Large $3.00

Loaded Spuds

Fries Topped With Nacho Cheese, Chopped Bacon, Jalapeno Caps, And A Side Of Ghost Pepper Ranch!

$10.00

Loaded Mashed Potato Balls

Bacon And Cheddar Mashed Potatoes Rolled Into Balls And Battered In Tempura And Deep Fried! Served With A Side Of Brown Gravy Or

Sour Cream!

$10.00

Epic Poutine

French Fries Topped With Brown Gravy And White Cheddar Cheese Curds!

$10.00

Pizza Poutine

Your Choice Of Waffle Fries Or Hand Cut Fries Covered In An Italian Sausage Infused Pizza Sauce, Deep Fried Pepperoni, And Fresh Wisconsin Cheese Curds!

$10.00

Fried Mushrooms

Served With Regular Ranch Or Our Signature Ghost Pepper Ranch!

$7.00

Fried Cheese Curds

Wisconsin's Finest Cheddar! Served With Ghost Pepper Ranch!

$7.00

Jamaican Jerk Fries

Waffle Fries Tossed In A Spicy Jamaican Jerk Fry Seasoning And Topped With Jamaican Jerk Pulled Pork, Drizzled With House Made Mango Coulis Sauce, And Garnished With Chopped Green Onion!

$10.00

Greek Fries

Your Choice Of Waffle Fries Or Hand Cut Fries Topped With Cucumber Sauce, Chopped Grilled Gyro Meat, Cucumber Salsa, And Feta Cheese!

$10.00

Chorizo Poppers

Served With Our Signature Ghost Pepper Ranch Or Raspberry Chipotle Jam!

$10.00

Loaded Tater Tots

Tots Loaded With Chili, Nacho Cheese, And Jalapeno Caps!

$10.00

Epic Potato Skins

Two Potato Skin Cups Stuffed With Barbecue Pork, Bacon, Jalapeno Nacho Cheese, And Topped With Onion Straws Served With Our Housemade Ghost Pepper Ranch!

$10.00

Deep Fried Pickle Chips

Panko Crusted Pickle Chips! Served With A Side Of Dill Sauce!

$10.00

Beverages

Fountain Drinks

Refillable

$2.50

Canned And Bottled Drinks

$2.50

Subs

Footlong or Six-Inch

Get A Combo! Includes A Side Salad And A Fountain Drink For Only $4.00!

The Viking Quest

Turkey, Pastrami, Salami, Bacon, Ham, Pepperoni, Roast Beef, Pepperjack, Provolone, Cheddar, Banana Peppers And Ghost Pepper Ranch! Victory!

6-Inch Sub $9.00 |Footlong Sub $15.00

The Jeraldino

Chicken, Bacon, Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato And Ghost Pepper Ranch!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Pandamonium

Pulled Pork, Jamaican Jerk Chicken Fingers, Pepper Jack Cheese, Mac And Cheese, Bacon, Ranch Cheese Spread, And Topped With Cool Ranch Doritos!

6-Inch Sub $9.00 |Footlong Sub $15.00

The Soulman

Turkey, Bacon, Pepperjack, Avocado, Tomato And Jalapeno Aioli!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Kenny Powers

Pulled Pork, Rootbeer Barbeque Sauce, Cheddar Cheese, Country Fried Bacon, Ghost Pepper Slaw, Fried Jalapeno Caps, And Habanero Pickles!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Bohemian Rhapsody

Turkey, Chicken, Dill Havarti, Ranch Spread, Red Onion, Lettuce, Dill Pickles And Giardiniera!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The John Bender

Pulled Pork, Fried Chicken Fingers, Cherry Coke Barbeque Sauce, Bacon, And Mozzarella Sticks! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Gump

Deep Fried Shrimp, Lettuce, Tomato, And Our Cajun Remoulade! Served On A Sub Roll!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The Emily

Pulled Pork, Dr. Pepper Barbeque Sauce, Bacon, Jalapeno Mac And Cheese, And Frizzled Onion Straws! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll With A Side Of Ghost Pepper Ranch!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Cheeto-Wich

Ham, Roast Beef, Xtra Cheddar, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato, And Topped With Cheetos!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The aPORKalypse

Ham, Pepperoni, Salami, Pulled Pork, Capicola, Bacon, Pepperjack, White Barbeque Sauce And Topped With Creamy Coleslaw!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Dorito-Wich

Ham, Cheddar, Provolone, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato, And Doritos!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The Colossus

Italian Beef, Bacon N' Cheddar Mashed Potatoes, Brown Gravy, Cheddar Cheese, And Frizzled Onions! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Skiba

Swiss, Avocado, Onion Rings, Yellow Mustard, Fried Pickles, Garlic Dill Sauce, Bruschetta, Lettuce, And Italian Vinaigrette. Served On A Sub Roll!

Created By Matt Skiba Of Alkaline Trio/Blink 182!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The Strange Brew

Italian Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, French Fries, Brown Gravy, And Topped With Some Fresh Wisconsin White Cheddar Cheese Curds! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Leo Stotch

Meatball Sandwich Topped With Homemade Marinara And Mozzarella!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The Rick Grimes

Italian Beef, Mozzarella Cheese, Bruschetta, Balsamic Reduction, And Parmesan Croutons!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Hulk Hoagie

Homemade Barbeque Pulled Pork Topped With Creamy Cole Slaw!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The Gambini

Salami, Ham, Capicola, Mortadella, Pepperoni, Provolone, And Lettuce, Tomato, And Onion That Is Dressed In An Italian Vinaigrette!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Big Tuna

Classic Tuna Salad, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onion And Italian Vinaigrette!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The Louden Swain

Barbeque Pulled Pork, Bacon, Cheddar, Habanero Pickles, And Frizzled Onions!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Yardbird

Our Housemade Gourmet Chicken Salad With Red Grapes, Topped With Lettuce And Tomato!

6-Inch Sub $7.00 |Footlong Sub $13.00

The XXX Club

Turkey, Bacon, Swiss, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato And Onion!

6-Inch Sub $8.00 |Footlong Sub $14.00

The Rocky Balboa

Shaved Roast Beef With Sauteed Green Peppers And Onions! Served On An 8-Inch Sub Roll With Your Choice Of Provolone Or Nacho Cheese!

$14.00

The Epic Italian Beef

Italian Beef, Topped With Mozzarella And Hot Or Sweet Peppers Served On An 8-Inch French Bread Roll!

$12.00

The Adult PB&J

A Toasted 8-Inch Sub Roll Loaded With Jif Peanut Butter And Welch's Grape Jelly!

$9.00

The Viking Quest Combo

Turkey, Pastrami, Salami, Bacon, Ham, Pepperoni, Roast Beef, Pepperjack, Provolone, Cheddar, Banana Peppers And Ghost Pepper Ranch! Victory!

6 inch $13.00 |Footlong $19.00

The Jeraldino Combo

Chicken, Bacon, Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato And Ghost Pepper Ranch!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Pandamonium Combo

Pulled Pork, Jamaican Jerk Chicken Fingers, Pepper Jack Cheese, Mac And Cheese, Bacon, Ranch Cheese Spread, And Topped With Cool Ranch Doritos!

6 inch $13.00 |Footlong $19.00

The Soulman Combo

Turkey, Bacon, Pepperjack, Avocado, Tomato And Jalapeno Aioli!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Kenny Powers Combo

Pulled Pork, Rootbeer Barbeque Sauce, Cheddar Cheese, Country Fried Bacon, Ghost Pepper Slaw, Fried Jalapeno Caps, And Habanero Pickles!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Bohemian Rhapsody Combo

Turkey, Chicken, Dill Havarti, Ranch Spread, Red Onion, Lettuce, Dill Pickles And Giardiniera!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The John Bender Combo

Pulled Pork, Fried Chicken Fingers, Cherry Coke Barbeque Sauce, Bacon, And Mozzarella Sticks! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Gump Combo

Deep Fried Shrimp, Lettuce, Tomato, And Our Cajun Remoulade! Served On A Sub Roll!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The Emily Combo

Pulled Pork, Dr. Pepper Barbeque Sauce, Bacon, Jalapeno Mac And Cheese, And Frizzled Onion Straws! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll With A Side Of Ghost Pepper Ranch!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Cheeto-Wich Combo

Ham, Roast Beef, Xtra Cheddar, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato, And Topped With Cheetos!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The APORKalypse Combo

Ham, Pepperoni, Salami, Pulled Pork, Capicola, Bacon, Pepperjack, White Barbeque Sauce And Topped With Creamy Coleslaw!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Dorito-Wich Combo

Ham, Cheddar, Provolone, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato, And Doritos!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The Colossus Combo

Italian Beef, Bacon N' Cheddar Mashed Potatoes, Brown Gravy, Cheddar Cheese, And Frizzled Onions! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Skiba Combo

Swiss, Avocado, Onion Rings, Yellow Mustard, Fried Pickles, Garlic Dill Sauce, Bruschetta, Lettuce, And Italian Vinaigrette. Served On A Sub Roll!

Created By Matt Skiba Of Alkaline Trio/Blink 182!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The Strange Brew Combo

Italian Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, French Fries, Brown Gravy, And Topped With Some Fresh Wisconsin White Cheddar Cheese Curds! Served On A Toasted Sub Roll!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Leo Stotch Combo

Meatball Sandwich Topped With Homemade Marinara And Mozzarella!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The Rick Grimes Combo

Italian Beef, Mozzarella Cheese, Bruschetta, Balsamic Reduction, And Parmesan Croutons! 

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Hulk Hoagie Combo

Homemade Barbeque Pulled Pork Topped With Creamy Cole Slaw!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The Gambini Combo

Salami, Ham, Capicola, Mortadella, Pepperoni, Provolone, And Lettuce, Tomato, And Onion That Is Dressed In An Italian Vinaigrette!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Big Tuna Combo

Classic Tuna Salad, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onion And Italian Vinaigrette!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The Louden Swain Combo

Barbeque Pulled Pork, Bacon, Cheddar, Habanero Pickles, And Frizzled Onions!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Yardbird Combo

Our Housemade Gourmet Chicken Salad With Red Grapes, Topped With Lettuce And Tomato!

6 Inch $11.00 |Footlong $17.00

The XXX Club Combo

Turkey, Bacon, Swiss, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato And Onion!

6- Inch $12.00 |Footlong $18.00

The Rocky Balboa Combo

Shaved Roast Beef With Sauteed Green Peppers And Onions! Served On An 8-Inch Sub Roll With Your Choice Of Provolone Or Nacho Cheese!

$18.00

The Epic Italian Beef Combo

Italian Beef, Topped With Mozzarella And Hot Or Sweet Peppers Served On An 8-Inch French Bread Roll!

$16.00

The Adult PB&J Combo

A Toasted 8-Inch Sub Roll Loaded With Jif Peanut Butter And Welch's Grape Jelly!

$13.00

Panini

The Jake Peralta

Shaved Roast Beef, Nacho Cheese, Sauteed Green Peppers/Onions/Mushrooms, and Provolone Cheese, Served on a Panini!

$14.00

The Frank Reynolds

Chicken, Frank's Buffalo Sauce, Bleu Cheese Dressing, and Provolone!

$12.00

The Smoking Pope

Oven Roasted Chicken, Crispy Pork Belly, Brie Cheese, Avocado, Sweet and Spicy Onions, and A Red Pepper Jelly! Served as A Garlic Panini!

Created by Josh Caterer of The Smoking Popes!

$13.00

The Charlie Kelly

Honey and Brown Sugar Cream Cheese with Sauteed Apples, Ham, Chicken, and Shaved Apples!

$12.00

The Stackhouse

Roast Beef, Fresh Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Basil Pesto, and Italian Vinaigrette!

$12.00

The Lisa Simpson

Grilled Eggplant, Fresh Mozzarella, Provolone, Roasted Red Pepper Aioli, Arugala, Roasted Red Peppers, and A Drizzle of Balsamic Reduction! Served on A Grilled Parmesan Crusted Panini!

$12.00

The Wookie Foot

Turkey, Pepperjack, Avocado, Red Onion, Chipotle Mayo, and Giardinara!

$12.00

The Walter White

Chicken, Basil Pesto, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Mozzarella, and Tomatoes!

$12.00

The Sunshine

Chicken, Provolone, Spinach, Avocado, and Sriracha Mayo!

$12.00

Dr. Spaceman

Smoked Gouda, Mozzarella, Provolone, and French Onion Jam Between Two Pieces of Panini Bread and Grilled Up!

$11.00

The Dollie

Corned beef, 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese, dill pickles, tomato slices, and coleslaw!

$12.00

The Sully

Turkey, Bacon, Avocado, Provolone, Banana Peppers, and Italian Vinaigrette!

$12.00

The Hollywood

Tomatoes, Basil Pesto, Fresh Mozzarella, and Italian Vinaigrette!

$10.00

The Plain White Cheese

Mozzarella, Provolone, Avocado, Pepperjack and Tomato!

Created by Tom of The Plain White T's!

$10.00

The Jake Peralta Combo

Shaved Roast Beef, Nacho Cheese, Sauteed Green Peppers/Onions/Mushrooms, and Provolone Cheese, Served on a Panini!

$18.00

The Frank Reynolds Combo8

Chicken, Frank's Buffalo Sauce, Bleu Cheese Dressing, and Provolone!

$16.00

The Smoking Pope Combo

Oven Roasted Chicken, Crispy Pork Belly, Brie Cheese, Avocado, Sweet and Spicy Onions, and A Red Pepper Jelly! Served as A Garlic Panini!

Created by Josh Caterer of The Smoking Popes!

$17.00

The Charlie Kelly Combo

Honey and Brown Sugar Cream Cheese with Sauteed Apples, Ham, Chicken, and Shaved Apples!

$16.00

The Stackhouse Combo

Roast Beef, Fresh Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Basil Pesto, and Italian Vinaigrette!

$16.00

The Lisa Simpson Combo*

Grilled Eggplant, Fresh Mozzarella, Provolone, Roasted Red Pepper Aioli, Arugala, Roasted Red Peppers, and A Drizzle of Balsamic Reduction! Served on A Grilled Parmesan Crusted Panini!

$16.00

The Wookie Foot Combo

Turkey, Pepperjack, Avocado, Red Onion, Chipotle Mayo, and Giardinara!

$16.00

The Walter White Combo8

Chicken, Basil Pesto, Roasted Red Peppers, Fresh Mozzarella, and Tomatoes!

$16.00

The Sunshine Combo7

Chicken, Provolone, Spinach, Avocado, and Sriracha Mayo!

$16.00

Dr. Spaceman Combo

Smoked Gouda, Mozzarella, Provolone, and French Onion Jam Between Two Pieces of Panini Bread and Grilled Up!

$15.00

The Dollie Combo

Corned beef, 1000 island dressing, Swiss cheese, dill pickles, tomato slices, and coleslaw!

$16.00

The Sully Combo

Turkey, Bacon, Avocado, Provolone, Banana Peppers, and Italian Vinaigrette!

$16.00

The Hollywood Combo

Tomatoes, Basil Pesto, Fresh Mozzarella, and Italian Vinaigrette!

$14.00

The Plain White Cheese Combo

Mozzarella, Provolone, Avocado, Pepperjack and Tomato!

Created by Tom of The Plain White T's!

$14.00

Sandwiches

The Epic Reuben

Steamed corned beef piled high and served on rye with 1000 island, sauerkraut, and swiss cheese! Served with a pickle spear!

$15.00

The Epic Cheeseburger

Two Quarter-Pound Certified Angus Beef Patties Topped with American Cheese, our Special Sauce, Diced Onions, and Pickles!

Served on A Toasted Brioche Bun with A Handful of Tater Tots on The Side!

$13.00

The Epic Corned Beef

Steamed corned beef piled high and served on rye with a pickle spear

$14.00

The Crawford

Sliced Oven Roasted Chicken Breast Covered in Buffalo Hot Sauce, Ranch Cream Cheese Spread, and Mac and Cheese! Served Pressed in Between a Pepper Jack, Cheddar Cheese, and Bacon Quesadilla!

$13.00

The Big Ed

House Pulled Pork Topped with Our BBQ Sauce, Bacon, Onion Straws, and Bacon Aioli, Topped with Our Version of Ed's Famous Tony Mac (BBQ Mac and Cheese with Pulled Pork)! Served in Between Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Stuffed with Cheddar, Smoked Gouda,  and Pepperjack  Cheese and Garnished with A Habanero Pickle!

$14.00

The Lobo

Sliced Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mozzarella Cheese, Ghost Pepper Ranch, and A Deep Fried Pizza Puff! Served on Grilled, Parmesan-Encrusted White Bread!

$12.00

The Epic BLT - Large

Bacon Piled High on Texas Toast, Topped with Our Bacon Aioli, Lettuce, and Tomato, with Your Choice of Deli Salad!

$15.00

The Epic BLT - Small

Bacon Piled High on Texas Toast, Topped with Our Bacon Aioli, Lettuce, and Tomato

$9.00

The Pixie

House Made Falafel, Tzatziki Sauce, Lettuce, and Tomato! Served in A Pita!

$9.00

The Leslie Chow

Panko Crusted Chicken Strips Drizzled with Mae Ploy Sweet Chili Sauce, Crab Rangoon Cheese Spread, Pork Fried Rice, and Crunchy Deep Fried Wonton Strips! Served in A Grilled Wrap!

$14.00

The Epic Reuben Combo

Steamed corned beef piled high and served on rye with 1000 island, sauerkraut, and swiss cheese! Served with a pickle spear!

$19.00

The Epic Cheeseburger Combo

Two Quarter-Pound Certified Angus Beef Patties Topped with American Cheese, our Special Sauce, Diced Onions, and Pickles!

Served on A Toasted Brioche Bun with A Handful of Tater Tots on The Side!

$15.00

The Epic Corned Beef Combo

Steamed corned beef piled high and served on rye with a pickle spear.

$18.00

The Crawford Combo

Sliced Oven Roasted Chicken Breast Covered in Buffalo Hot Sauce, Ranch Cream Cheese Spread, and Mac and Cheese! Served Pressed in Between a Pepper Jack, Cheddar Cheese, and Bacon Quesadilla!

$17.00

The Big Ed Combo

House Pulled Pork Topped with Our BBQ Sauce, Bacon, Onion Straws, and Bacon Aioli, Topped with Our Version of Ed's Famous Tony Mac (BBQ Mac and Cheese with Pulled Pork)! Served in Between Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Stuffed with Cheddar, Smoked Gouda, and Pepperjack Cheese and Garnished with A Habanero Pickle!

$18.00

The Lobo Combo

Sliced Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mozzarella Cheese, Ghost Pepper Ranch, and A Deep Fried Pizza Puff! Served on Grilled, Parmesan-Encrusted White Bread!

$16.00

The Epic BLT - Large Combo

Bacon Piled High on Texas Toast, Topped with Our Bacon Aioli, Lettuce, and Tomato, with Your Choice of Deli Salad!

$19.00

The Epic BLT - Small Combo

Bacon Piled High on Texas Toast, Topped with Our Bacon Aioli, Lettuce, and Tomato

$13.00

The Pixie Combo

House Made Falafel, Tzatziki Sauce, Lettuce, and Tomato! Served in A Pita!

$13.00

The Leslie Chow Combo

Panko Crusted Chicken Strips Drizzled with Mae Ploy Sweet Chili Sauce, Crab Rangoon Cheese Spread, Pork Fried Rice, and Crunchy Deep Fried Wonton Strips! Served in A Grilled Wrap!

$18.00

Chimichangas

The Deadpool 2

Italian Beef, Italian Sausage, Green Peppers, Provolone, Pizza Sauce, Mozzarella Sticks, And Mushrooms! Served Chimichanga Style In A Deep Fried Wrap With A Side Of Pizza Sauce!

$15.00

The Screech

Pulled Pork, Root Beer Barbecue Sauce, Fried Chicken Fingers, And Merkts Cheddar Infused Mac And Cheese! Served Chimichanga Style In A Deep Fried Wrap With An Extra Side Of Root Beer Barbecue Sauce!

$14.00

The Khal Drogo

A Chi-Town Style Italian Beef Chimichanga! Italian Beef, Mozzarella Cheese, And Hot Giardiniera Packed In A Deep Fried Wrap Chimichanga Style! Served With A Side Of Creamy Horseradish Sauce!

$14.00

The Deadpool 2 Combo

Italian Beef, Italian Sausage, Green Peppers, Provolone, Pizza Sauce, Mozzarella Sticks, And Mushrooms! Served Chimichanga Style In A Deep Fried Wrap With A Side Of Pizza Sauce!

$19.00

The Screech Combo

Pulled Pork, Root Beer Barbecue Sauce, Fried Chicken Fingers, And Merkts Cheddar Infused Mac And Cheese! Served Chimichanga Style In A Deep Fried Wrap With An Extra Side Of Root Beer Barbecue Sauce!

$18.00

The Khal Drogo Combo

A Chi-Town Style Italian Beef Chimichanga! Italian Beef, Mozzarella Cheese, And Hot Giardiniera Packed In A Deep Fried Wrap Chimichanga Style! Served With A Side Of Creamy Horseradish Sauce!

$18.00

Hot Dogs

Dorito Corn Dog

A Jumbo Beef Hot Dog Dipped In Batter And Crusted In Doritos And Then Deep Fried! Topped With Pulled Pork, Carolina Mustard Barbecue Sauce, And Chopped Bacon! Served On A Pretzel Hot Dog Bun!

$9.00

Tyler's Favorite

Bacon Wrapped Deep Fried Hot Dog Topped With Barbecue Pulled Pork And Coleslaw!

$8.00

Vegan & Keto Options

The Impossible Cheeseburger

A Vegan Impossible Burger, With Teese Cheddar Cheese, Just Mayo, Organic Ketchup And Mustard, House Made Pickles, Leaf Lettuce, And Tomatoes On A Pretzel Roll!

$14.00

The Keto BLT

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, And Chipotle Mayo, Wrapped In A Keto-Friendly Mozzarella Tortilla! Served With A Pickle Spear On The Side!

$11.00

The Audrey 2

A Vegan Beyond Meat Burger, With Teese Cheddar Cheese, Just Mayo, Organic Ketchup And Mustard, House Made Pickles, Leaf Lettuce, And Tomatoes On A Pretzel Roll

$13.00

The Keto Italian Beef

Italian Beef And Sweet Peppers Wrapped In A Keto-Friendly Mozzarella Cheese Tortilla!

$12.00

Kid's Menu

All Options Shown Come With Your Choice Of Side (Chips, Fries, Or Tater Tots) And A Small Drink

Kid's Grilled Ham & Cheese

$6.00

Kid's Grilled Cheese

$6.00

Kid's Chicken Tender Basket

$6.00

Kid's Cheeseburger

$6.00

Kid's PB&J

$6.00

Kid's Mini Corn Dogs

With A Side Of Honey Mustard

$6.00

Desserts

Milkshake

Flavors Change Every Week!

$7.00

Assorted Parfaits And Brownies

$6.00

Deep Fried Candy

$6.00

Epic Banana Pudding Cup

House-made layered banana pudding made with a special vanilla pudding mix, Nilla wafers, and fresh bananas!! Served in a 16oz cup!!

$7.00

Sides

Chips

$2.00

Coleslaw

$2.00

Fries

$2.00

Greek Salad

$2.00

Country Potato salad

$2.00

Cheddar Mac n Cheese Salad

$2.00

Pasta Salad

$2.00

Tater Tots

$2.00

Specials

January Specials

The MM...Food

Two quarter pound “certified angus beef” smash-burgers topped with house made chili, chopped white onion, pickled jalapeno's, and shredded pepper-jack cheese! then we take a toasted brioche bun and spread nacho cheese on both sides and then crust the insides of the bun with crushed Chili Cheese Frito's!!! Served with a side of hand-cut fries!!

$14.00

The Fox Mulder

Italian beef, mozzarella sticks, Soothsayer “Big Smoke” aioli, and mozzarella cheese! Served pressed in between a provolone and hot giardiniera quesadilla!! Served with a side of au jus!!!

$13.00

Epic Ramen

A portobello mushroom, and ginger broth, ramen noodles, shredded chicken breast, a slice of slow smoked pork belly, a soft boiled egg, scallions, and carrots!!

$11.00

Keto Chorizo Poppers

We mix together cream cheese, chorizo, jalapeños, and shredded cheddar jack cheese! Then we batter them with a mixture of egg wash, crushed pork rinds, and almond flour!! Served with a side of our ghost pepper ranch sauce!

$10.00

The Egg Nog Shake

We mix together milk and “Egg Nog” ice cream (from Chocolate Shoppe Ice Cream in Madison Wisconsin)!! Topped with whipped cream and cinnamon!!

$7.00

Take 5 Shake

We mix together vanilla ice cream, chocolate milk, peanut butter, and Take 5 candy bars!! topped with whipped cream and a chopped up take 5 bar!!

$7.00

The Keto Cali BLT

Bacon, leaf lettuce, avocado spread, tomatoes, pepper-jack cheese, and sriracha avocado oil mayo! Served on toasted “0 net carb” bread with a side of our house made ghost pepper ranch pork rinds!!

$10.00

The Apocalypse Hoboken

Slow cooked shredded steak, refried beans, chilaquiles (fried tortilla strips cooked in a spicy tomato sauce and cotija cheese), chihuahua cheese, elotes, and pepper jack cheese! served chimichanga style in a deep fried wrap with a side of green verde infused sour cream and a side of enchilada sauce!!

$14.00

Gnocchi Poppers

House made gnocchi pillows cooked in beef au jus and topped with red wine braised beef, brown gravy, and wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds!!

$10.00

Chocolate Eclair Pudding Cup

Layers of our house-made vanilla pudding, graham crackers, and chocolate frosting!! It’s our take on the classic Chocolate Eclair Cake!! Served in a 16oz pint cup!!

$7.00

The Blue Moon Shake

We mix together cereal milk that we make with Fruit Loops cereal and blue moon ice cream (made by chocolate shoppe ice cream in Madison Wi) which tastes just like the milk in the bottom of a Fruit Loops bowl!! topped with whipped cream and Fruit Loops cereal pieces!!

$7.00

January Vegan Specials

The Mayday!

(Created by the one and only @PonyLawson from Mayday Tattoo!!) A grilled Impossible Burger, Teese mozzarella cheese, grilled pineapple, roasted red peppers, and a vegan Thai chili slaw! served on a toasted pretzel bun!

$14.00

The Spock

A grilled Beyond Meat burger, teese shredded cheddar style cheese, Sweet Baby Ray’s bbq sauce, pickles, bbq jackfruit, and vegan creamy coleslaw! served on a toasted pretzel bun!

$13.00

Vegan Mac N Teese

A cup of macaroni and cheese that we make with Teese vegan nacho cheese! topped with some smokey paprika, vegan parmesan cheese, and chopped green onions!

$8.00

Vegan Girl Scout Thin Mints Shake

We mix together chocolate soy ice cream (made by Chocolate Shoppe Ice Cream in Madison Wi), Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies, and vanilla soy milk!! topped with whipped cream and a drizzle of mint chocolate!!

$8.00

Vegan Steak Tacos

Gardein vegan steak strips marinated in beer and sautéed with green peppers and onions! topped with black beans, shredded Teese cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, and a vegan chipotle crema! served on corn tortillas!!

$10.00

Vegan Southwest Tamales

Two southwest mushroom tamales made by “River Valley Ranch” mushroom farm! Served with a side of salsa verde!

$7.00

Vegan Chile Elotes

Roasted sweet corn, earth balance vegan butter, chipotle just mayo, and house made “parmesan cheese” made with cashews! topped with roasted cubanelle peppers, and chili powder!!

$7.00

Vegan Nutter Butter Shake

We mix together vanilla soy ice cream (made by Chocolate Shoppe Ice Cream in Madison Wisconsin), nutter butter cookies, chocolate syrup, and soy milk!! topped with coconut whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle!!

$8.00

* These items may be served raw or undercooked, or contain raw or undercooked ingredients. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness